Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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