i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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