We won't sleep together?
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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