she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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