She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I just want nice things and good sex
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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