Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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