That's intense
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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