Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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