I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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