bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
a search helicopter?!
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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