it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just found puke in my bra..
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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