also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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