Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
