God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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