i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
