Christians are straight up FREAKS
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
NoShamevember. You game?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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