We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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