what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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