Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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