that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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