is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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