no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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