Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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