talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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