Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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