**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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