ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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