Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
