The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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