All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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