We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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