i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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