i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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