You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
are you so shy because you have an std?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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