how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize