Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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