I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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