yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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