I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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