i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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