Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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