Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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