That's when you crack a 10am beer
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
