the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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