We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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