Will you blow on my dice?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
