i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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