Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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