I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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