your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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