his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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