You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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