I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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