he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we're making bets on your personal life
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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